A World heavyweight champ turns porn star

Mike Tyson is reportedly set to star in a porn film with Jenna Jameson. The former boxing World Heavyweight Champion claims he is desperate for cash, after being hit with a tax bill for several million dollars, and a porn career is a tempting offer.
The disgraced pugilist, who retired from boxing last month, was approached by Jenna's representatives to star as her partner in the X-rated movie.  He is quoted by Britain's Zoo magazine as saying: "I just talked to a gentleman called Jimmy who's involved with Jenna Jameson. They said they were interested in getting me involved in the adult film industry. "I need the money up front."
Meanwhile, American boxing journalist Pedro Fernandez believes Tyson, who was jailed for six years in 1992 on rape charges, would  triumph in the sex industry - with his alleged 14-inch manhood. He explained: "According to court documentation from Tyson's rape trial, his member is at least 14 inches long. "If Tyson brings out some of the ferocity that made him a champion, he could definitely become a successful porn star."

-TEHRAN (Reuters) - An Iranian bridegroom bit off more than he could chew when, according to custom, he licked honey from his bride's finger during their marriage ceremony and choked to death on one of her false nails. The Jam-e Jam newspaper said on Wednesday the 28-year-old groom died on the spot in the northwestern city of Qazvin while the bride was rushed to hospital after fainting from shock. Iranian couples lick honey from each other's fingers when they get married so that their life together starts sweetly

-AP, St. Louis -- A 32-year old man was apparently being disorderly in a St. Louis market. When the clerk threatened to call police, Puelo grabbed a hot dog, shoved it in his mouth, and walked out without paying for it. Police found him unconscious in front of the store: paramedics removed the six-inch wiener from his throat, where it had choked him to death.

Carmen Electra apparently blurts out the N word during ecstatic moments in the bedroom.

So claims ex-NBA star Dennis Rodman - who was married to the "Baywatch" babe for eight days in the late 1990s - in his memoir, "I Should Be Dead By Now," due out Nov. 1.

"Take it, n-! Go ahead, take it!" Electra allegedly screamed during their first romp in a Toronto hotel room, in 1998. "This is yours! Yours!"

Elsewhere in his autobiography, the 44-year-old Rodman recounts an acrobatic episode with Electra in the backseat of his Bentley. During the act, she allegedly chatted with another guy in the front seat, bodyguard George Triantafillo.

"George, would you tell Dennis to stop?" Electra complained to Triantafillo as Rodman labored furiously. "I'm getting tired."

Reached by phone in L.A., Rodman - who's now married to Michelle Moyer - had only sweet nothings for his ex, who recently pronounced their marriage "the happiest eight days of my life."

"I agree, if she's serious about it," Rodman told Lowdown, magnanimously bestowing his blessing on Electra's current union with rocker Dave Navarro. "They were meant to be together. They're small, they're vibrant, they match up real well," he said. "I'm happy for her."

But in his book, Rodman reveals the real reason for a November 1999 marital brawl that drew police to their Miami hotel room and inspired this headline in the Daily News: "ELECTRAFYING FIGHT ENDS IN COUPLE'S FLA. ARREST."

Rodman writes that Electra had tried to insert a large piece of uncooked penne pasta into her husband while he slept.

Informed of the book's contents on Friday, Electra was less than amused.

"I am saddened for Dennis that he felt he had to write a book like this," she told Lowdown. "I think he has me confused with some of the girls he cheated on me with."

GREENSBURG, Pa. (AP) — A man claims his ex-girlfriend owes him more than $30,000 for gluing his genitals to his abdomen five years ago. "This was not just some petty domestic squabble," attorney Grey Pratt told a Westmoreland County jury Wednesday.

His client, Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh, is suing Gail O'Toole of Murrysville. His lawsuit claims the two broke up in 1999 after dating for 10 months and Slaby began dating someone else.

Slaby contends that O'Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep. He woke up to find that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish.

Slaby said O'Toole told him it was payback for their breakup, and he had to walk a mile to a gas station to call for help. He pressed charges and O'Toole pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and served six months' probation.

O'Toole's attorney, Chuck Evans, said it was a consensual act and Slaby wasn't permanently damaged.

"This is a case that should have been left in the bedroom," he said.

 

 

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